Thanks to @robinsloan, in the 20 minutes it took me to eat breakfast I bought two books and subscribed to 6 newsletters. That’s my daily commute sorted for a while. I also discovered that robots can’t recognize traffic lights and bridges (the Captcha thème du jour). Finally, my new get-rich-quick idea: translate all these amazing newsletters in French and become the next media darling and insta-pundit of the Parisian Rive Gauche.